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kurlylox

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posted on 19-10-2002 at 12:33 AM

halloween funny--- oops not about food

A man was walking home alone late one night when he
> > hears a.......
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP... behind him.
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> > Walking faster he looks back,
> > and makes out the image of an upright
> > coffin banging its way down the middle of the street
> > towards him
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> > BUMP...
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> > Terrified, the man begins to run towards
> > his home, the coffin bouncing
> > quickly behind him ...
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> > faster...
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> > He runs up to his door,
> > fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
> > rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. .
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> > However, the coffin crashes through his
> > door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
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> > clappity-BUMP...
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> > on the heels of the terrified man.... .
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> > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
> > the man locks himself in. His heart is
> > pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming
> > in sobbing
> > gasps.
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> > With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down
> > the door.
> > Bumping and clapping towards him.
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> > The man screams and reaches for
> > something heavy, anything ...
> > his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
> > Robitussin.
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> > Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
> > hard as he can at the apparition.
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> > the coffin stops
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