kurlylox - 19-10-2002 at 12:33 AM
A man was walking home alone late one night when he
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> > Walking faster he looks back,
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> > coffin banging its way down the middle of the street
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> > Terrified, the man begins to run towards
> > his home, the coffin bouncing
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> > He runs up to his door,
> > fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
> > rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. .
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> > However, the coffin crashes through his
> > door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
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> > on the heels of the terrified man.... .
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> > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
> > the man locks himself in. His heart is
> > pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming
> > in sobbing
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> > With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down
> > the door.
> > Bumping and clapping towards him.
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> > The man screams and reaches for
> > something heavy, anything ...
> > his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
> > Robitussin.
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> > Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
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Don't get it???
achefshelp - 20-10-2002 at 09:40 AM
Sorry don't get it????
What is Robitussin??
kurlylox - 20-10-2002 at 08:34 PM
Robitussin.
is a cough medicine
kurlylox - 20-10-2002 at 08:35 PM
Robitussin.
is a cough medicine
the coffin stops---the coughing stops
Stevie - 22-12-2002 at 12:22 PM
LOL
Rodimusbot - 17-5-2007 at 09:44 AM
;) :) ;) !
austenjonesufg - 2-12-2008 at 04:20 PM
hello
its too funny
Zainen - 2-12-2009 at 06:55 AM
To funny for this...
Regards
Zainen
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